Monday, June 7, 2010

On the Phone with Daddy

Monday, June 7, 2010
What, Daddy? who i want to marry?
Aahh... he's a japanese.
No, no, no! It's neither tornado nor el nino, Daddy. It's Arashi. He's the one from Arashi.
Yes, it means storm.
Yes, that one. The one with panda make-up.
Yeah. I know that for some reasons he shows his nipples on national television.
I know. I know... He seems like a scatterbrain or an airhead sometimes.
No, no Daddy. Listen. He's actually very smart. He graduated from Keio, you know.
Uh-huh. Not to mention that he's a newscaster now.
Okay.
So, we're cool?
Yay!




Hi again Daddy. No, actually i'd like to introduce you the real one.
He came from Toraja.
Ah. You know him very well. He's been with me for the last 3 years or so.
Uh-huh.
What so great?
Uhm... well he is so nice to me.
And he is a family guy. Your favourite type.
Yeah, i know how patternless his life is. But that's okay with me.
Oh, he's very smart too, Daddy.
No, sorry this time he's not a Keio. But i'm positive he will pass your tests.
All of them. Yes, including 'tumpas keris' and 'makan beling'.




Yes, Daddy, it's should be one of them. Your choice :)

9 komentar:

Nien said...

abah kayanya milih sho deh, soalnya dia tampil di tipi. setidaknya kalo abahlo setipe ama emak gw yang suka anaknya tenar, bakal milih newscaster. LOL

nyai dachimah said...

tapi ya nya, mr. toraja has never shown his nipples on national television...
gimana tuh?
kayaknya abah bakal milih si newscaster kalo gitu.

nyanya - mightybangs said...

@nien
Iya juga. kemaren aja gue disuruh ikutan lomba dangdutan sampe da'i cilik. yang penting masuk tipi

@dachi
lo pikir bokap gue pimp ???
hahaha.

Ny. Tamtomo said...

kapan kejadian ngobrol gini sama si abah?

buku.sejarah.hidup.syilfi said...

hahaha... kasihan ya si abah...pasti bukan pusing milih calon suami buat loe yang nya... tapi pusing kenapa punya anak kya loe yang freak ama jejepangan..hahahah...humor...humor..*ngikutin kalimat gain nih..hahaha

Yuni Winingsih said...

kalo mak gw mah pasti milih mr toraja, kata mak gw kalo kawin ama orang jepang ntar sering di siksa ngahahahhaha meskipun tdk menunjukkan nipples tp doi bisa makan belinh sm tumpas keris tuh nya, sakteeeeh (mayan buat anti maling rumah si abah :p)

nyanya - mightybangs said...

@Ny. Tamtomo
kagak mungkin lah teh... ini cuma imajinasi doang. membayangkan kalo si Abah nantinya kudu menyeleksi calon(2) mantunya. mbuahahaha.

@Syilfi
ahahaha. ntar gue bilang sama si abah : "bah mendingan anaknya jadi otaku arashi apa drug dealer?"

@yuni
Yun, kasih tau nyokap lo kalo romusha udah berlalu loh. ahaha.

solomo tangyong said...

hahahaha...
jadi si mr toraja bisa makan beling? sakteh juga ya..


eh, rekomendasiin aja mr toraja biar bisa jadi idol nya jonis. (tapi dia gak bisa joget ya?).
biar persaingan jadi lebih fair.

Dheyzhere said...

Hwahahahahahahahahahaha..Niiiiceeeee..Nya, lo lupa masukin satu lagi kelebihan orang Toraja ituu..

Dia kan drummer terkenal Nyaaaa...

Masa lupa sih??hahahahaaha

Gw rasa lo emang akan lebih nyaman sama orang kaya Omona They didn't deh..

Lo dan sebagian anak2 binatang seperti saya kan orangnya dominan tuuh..
jadi kita butuh orang yang kalem dan bisa di bully..hahaha

kalo Sho, ntar kita lagi yang dibully...hahahaahah

 
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